This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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