seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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