Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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