Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
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if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We need to get me chipped asap
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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