I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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