..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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