Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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