brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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