Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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