Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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