She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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