i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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