Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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