If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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