Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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