who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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