K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
