Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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