I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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