Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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