Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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