Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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