If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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