I think I am morally bankrupt
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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