You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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