i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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