so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Even my vagina gasped.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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