The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
She's not a foreskin expert like you
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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