Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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