He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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