Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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