My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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