is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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