i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
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He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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