need another drink. this is the easiest way
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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