I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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