You're completely useless in the revolution.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize