I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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