I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
