yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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