you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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