I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.