problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector