What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion