I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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