wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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