there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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