ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Randomize
