I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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