I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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