she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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