Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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