Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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