is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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