I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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