I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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